# 9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break
100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the
earth."
# 8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is
improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer
now."
# 7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there
with a 5 iron?" Caddy:
"Eventually."
# 6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst
caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much
of a coincidence."
# 5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your
watch. It's too much of a distraction." Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a
compass."
# 4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer
golf."
# 3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play
on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any
day."
# 2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've
ever played on." Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour
ago."
# 1 Best Caddy Comment Golfer: That can´t be
my ball, it´s too old," Caddy: It´s been a long time since we teed off,
sir
